Quotations Brilliant One-liners

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something - Plato

Sort of person in the middle ages who would have died at 34 leading a cavalry charge into a volcano.

We came, we saw, we did some shopping.

The man who invented predictive text died yesterday. His funfair is next monkey

Dear Santa for christmas can I please have a big fat bank balance and a nice slim body .. and Santa please get it the right way round this year !

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends!.