Quotations Brilliant One-liners
Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something - Plato
Sort of person in the middle ages who would have died at 34 leading a cavalry charge into a volcano.
We came, we saw, we did some shopping.
The man who invented predictive text died yesterday. His funfair is next monkey
Dear Santa for christmas can I please have a big fat bank balance and a nice slim body .. and Santa please get it the right way round this year !
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends!.